In Zimbabwe. Just because you're a spy,
you don't have to dress like you aren't;
The CIO [Central Intelligence Organization] administrative unit recently dispatched a memo to all
departments calling on female employees to discard revealing clothes.
The memo read in part: “All female officers are supposed to be decently
dressed. Henceforth, officers are expected to desist from wearing
mini-skirts.”
The
femmes fatales responded in character;
“This business of looking like church people all the time makes us
easily noticeable. We operate undercover and the last thing you want to
do is to dress in a way that makes you stand out. This compromises our
effectiveness,” said a junior female officer.
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