Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Spies, come in from the bold!

In Zimbabwe. Just because you're a spy, you don't have to dress like you aren't;
The CIO [Central Intelligence Organization] administrative unit recently dispatched a memo to all departments calling on female employees to discard revealing clothes. The memo read in part: “All female officers are supposed to be decently dressed. Henceforth, officers are expected to desist from wearing mini-skirts.”
The femmes fatales responded in character;
“This business of looking like church people all the time makes us easily noticeable. We operate undercover and the last thing you want to do is to dress in a way that makes you stand out. This compromises our effectiveness,” said a junior female officer.

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