Trade the wife

It's bad enough that Carlos Peguero can't hit a breaking pitch;

SEATTLE -- The wife of Seattle Mariners outfielder Carlos Peguero has been accused of making $180,000 in unauthorized purchases with a debit card belonging to another person in the Mariners organization, federal court documents showed.

Citing an anonymous source familiar with the investigation, The Seattle Times reported Saturday that the unnamed victims described in court documents are star pitcher Felix Hernandez and his wife.

She was just concerned with inequality--Felix Hernandez signed a $135 million contract extension recently, while her husband plays for the minimum, on those rare occasions he's called up from AAA.