We'll always have Paris.

The right stuff; très fier, arrogant et parle français, but does he have a clue of what ye olde communistes have on him from the 1970s, when he should have been serving in the Navy, but was instead meeting with the Vietnamese Communists in Paris?

Now that he's nominated to be Sec'y of State, we doubt that any evidence of those meetings in the archives of former Communist countries (or still Communist North Korea) will not be reviewed, and analyzed for its uses if John Kerry is confirmed.

Would a Sec'y Kerry even be able to keep his stories straight;

SEN. KERRY: I still have the hat that he gave me, and I hope the guy would come out of the woodwork and say, "I'm the guy who went up with John Kerry. We delivered weapons to the Khmer Rouge on the coastline of Cambodia." 

And that was on Meet the Press in 2004!