Friday, June 29, 2012

Yo Mama said there'd be days like this

That Girl warned us to be wary of the guy, when he was nominated;
...we don't know much about John Roberts. Stealth nominees have never turned out to be a pleasant surprise for conservatives. Never. Not ever. 
Since the announcement, court-watchers have been like the old Kremlinologists from Soviet days looking for clues as to what kind of justice Roberts will be. Will he let us vote? 
Does he live in a small, rough-hewn cabin in the woods of New Hampshire and avoid "womenfolk"? 
Does he trust democracy? Or will he make all the important decisions for us and call them "constitutional rights"? 
....Apparently, Roberts decided early on that he wanted to be on the Supreme Court and that the way to do that was not to express a personal opinion on anything to anybody ever. It's as if he is from some space alien sleeper cell. Maybe the space aliens are trying to help us, but I wish we knew that. 

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