Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The Goldie Hawn Presidency

Like Private Benjamin--who didn't join this army, she joined a different one, the one with condos--Barack Obama isn't the Commander in Chief like Thomas Jefferson, or--perish the thought--George W. Bush. He's not the decider;
My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y Judy and I'd like somebody to call me by my name! Oh, okay I took my life in my own hands, I made a mistake fine I'm sorry! I'll never do it again! I wanna wear my sandals... I wanna go out to lunch. I wanna be NORMAL again!
And, don't forget the 'c' in Barack!

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