Or perhaps, first watch the grass grow, dry and be cut for the haystack into which a needle is hidden in the Palais de Tokyo in Paris.
Italian performance artist Sven Sachsalber is to spend the next two days trying to find a needle in a pile of hay in a Paris museum.
The needle was hidden by the director of the museum, the Palais de Tokyo contemporary art gallery.
Sachsalber has done similar stunts before, such as spending 24 hours in a locked room with a cow and sawing off tree branches while perched on top.An Italian named Sven. How odd.