Mandate baseball

The wizard Oz has an idea that's better than Obamacare;

Hall of Fame shortstop Ozzie Smith, in partnership with Budweiser, is petitioning Washington to formally honor Major League Baseball’s Opening Day a national holiday. The petition was launched on Tuesday at WhiteHouse.gov and must receive 100,000 signatures within 30 days of its posting in order to garner review and response from the White House administration.

Probably cheaper too.