May your days be merry and bright with cash

Disability retirement benefits for the 1%?  U of W legend Brandon Roy will be double dipping (if his knees can take it) in the NBA next season, for the children (his own);

Roy said he plans to move his wife and two young children to Minnesota, planning that it will be his future beyond the contract's two years. When asked by the Wolves at the meeting about the prospect of living in the frozen north, Roy said he wants his kids to experience a white Christmas.

That, and the $5 million plus on the first year of a guaranteed contract the Timberwolves offered. Which comes on top of the $63 million his former team, the Portland Trail Blazers is paying him in 'retirement'.