What are the odds?

The good news is you didn't drown...but, then, you were never in danger of doing so, and now your car is ruined thanks to the Safety Fascists;

Reggie Thomas, a maintenance supervisor at a prison located within striking distance of the overflowing Hudson River, emerged from an overnight shift there, a toothbrush in his front pocket, to find his 2011 Honda with its windows down and a foot of water inside. The windows automatically go down when the car is submerged to free drivers. It left his car with a foot of water inside, and unable to start.

We're sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.